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03-14-2012, 3:10 PM
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There were 2 queue's into heaven , one for hen pecked husbands and one for those who are not . The queue for the hen pecked husband was as long has the eye could see , the queue for those who were not had just the one .So somebody shouted over to him "how come you are standing over there" ?,
he shouted back my wife told me to 
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.. There comes a time when the wealthy privileged class becomes SO rich, SO powerful, that they see themselves as gods, and the rest of us as slaves. At that time there will be some who will serve those gods as priests and house slaves, thinking that they have a route to immortality for themselves, blaming the slaves for their inability to become gods too. How wrong they will find themselves ... but by then it will be too late. 
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#182
03-14-2012, 3:16 PM
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A Catholic priest and a nun were
taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "****, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "****, I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "****, I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks... And from the sky comes the booming voice of God....... "****, I missed again.
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.. There comes a time when the wealthy privileged class becomes SO rich, SO powerful, that they see themselves as gods, and the rest of us as slaves. At that time there will be some who will serve those gods as priests and house slaves, thinking that they have a route to immortality for themselves, blaming the slaves for their inability to become gods too. How wrong they will find themselves ... but by then it will be too late.
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#183
03-19-2012, 4:17 PM
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Two friends, one a Priest the other a Rabbi were talking.
The Priest asks," Rabbi, I know that you follow Kosher law, but I must ask, have you ever eaten pork?" The Rabbi replied "I must admit that as a young man I did eat a ham sandwich. What about you, Father, I know you are celebate, but have you ever had sex?" The Priest thought a minute and said " Why yes, before I entered the Priesthood, I did make love to a woman." The Rabbi said "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it."
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#184
03-26-2012, 12:13 PM
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Humorous Church Billboards
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.. There comes a time when the wealthy privileged class becomes SO rich, SO powerful, that they see themselves as gods, and the rest of us as slaves. At that time there will be some who will serve those gods as priests and house slaves, thinking that they have a route to immortality for themselves, blaming the slaves for their inability to become gods too. How wrong they will find themselves ... but by then it will be too late.
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03-27-2012, 1:33 PM
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said,"Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
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.. There comes a time when the wealthy privileged class becomes SO rich, SO powerful, that they see themselves as gods, and the rest of us as slaves. At that time there will be some who will serve those gods as priests and house slaves, thinking that they have a route to immortality for themselves, blaming the slaves for their inability to become gods too. How wrong they will find themselves ... but by then it will be too late.
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03-27-2012, 1:36 PM
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Father O'Malley was driving down to Boston when he got stopped for speeding in Medford. The highway patrol officer smelled alcohol on the priest's breath and then saw an empty bottle on the floor of the car.
He said, 'Father, have you been drinking?' 'Only water', replied Father O'Malley. The policeman asked, 'Then how come I can smell wine?' The priest looked at the bottle and said, 'Good Lord! He's done it again.'
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.. There comes a time when the wealthy privileged class becomes SO rich, SO powerful, that they see themselves as gods, and the rest of us as slaves. At that time there will be some who will serve those gods as priests and house slaves, thinking that they have a route to immortality for themselves, blaming the slaves for their inability to become gods too. How wrong they will find themselves ... but by then it will be too late.
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03-27-2012, 1:37 PM
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down.. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.
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.. There comes a time when the wealthy privileged class becomes SO rich, SO powerful, that they see themselves as gods, and the rest of us as slaves. At that time there will be some who will serve those gods as priests and house slaves, thinking that they have a route to immortality for themselves, blaming the slaves for their inability to become gods too. How wrong they will find themselves ... but by then it will be too late.
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04-01-2012, 3:34 PM
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William Wallace: It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom. William Wallace: Every man dies, not every man really lives. *** Avatar *** Final picture at daughters wedding - 2 June 2012
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04-02-2012, 9:40 AM
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And as long as area g'ment stays our and unions don't get in, that formerly depressed area builds on the successes for decades. Apple (under Jobs) has proved to be the driving force behind the uplifting and positive economic outcome for millions of Asian communities. This is "feel good" twice = a boon to Apple's bottom line and a boon to millions of the formerly impoverished.
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04-02-2012, 11:04 AM
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Obviously the girl was probably on a field trip or came with a parent who worked there. I always joke about slave girls in Chinese factories though and I thought it was funny.
... 40 years ago South Korea looked like North Korea economically and now its one of the better economies on Earth. The stereotype about their kids working harder in school in true, they know the value of hard work-they see it everyday. Their parents remember, thats why they push so hard. Kids get out of school and go to cram school till past dark, tiger moms and all that. Peer pressure too, since 97% of kids graduate high school, they say they LIKE math- and are years ahead of American kids their own age. In 20 more years (if nothing changes with N Korea and all that) their kids won't be pushed so hard, their society will be more lazy and more like ours I bet. If they absorb North Korea it will be hard on them but I think they would make it work, in 20-25 years I think it might be a debacle.
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04-30-2012, 4:16 PM
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"mama" in Korean means "Your Highness" or "Your Majesty"
I guess it kind of works that way here too. lol.
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#195
04-30-2012, 5:45 PM
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ADOPT A TERRORIST
A Canadian female liberalist wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter correspondence. She received back the following reply: National Defense Headquarters M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT 101 Colonel By Drive Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2 Canada Dear Concerned Citizen, Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of the treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense, to be called "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or L.A.R.K. for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto Next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint! It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter. Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or relatives as your house guest might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him. Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter. Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching. Good luck and God bless you. Cordially, Gordon O'Connor Minister of National Defense
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05-01-2012, 7:52 PM
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I was wondering if Korea could do country music but "All my jeon yeoja chingu live in Daegu" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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05-02-2012, 9:27 AM
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 ... Say it fast with a twang ...  (I understand that during and shortly after the "police action" in Korea in the 1950's, there was an english speaking country & western radio station in Seoul, mostly for our troops there ... But there were some C&W "gringo" songs recorded in Korean and played.)
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05-02-2012, 9:09 PM
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I was watching a Korean drama subtitles online and there was a song about a 'Grandfather Clock' that seems to have been an old English folk song. Clos enough?
Apparently Johnny Cash covered it too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Grandfather's_Clock#Covers_and_inspirations
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05-06-2012, 7:34 AM
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HILARIOUS! May Day #OWS Monkey Cucumber Grape Experiment
http://dailyrushbo.com/hilarious-may...pe-experiment/
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05-06-2012, 1:37 PM
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